jack robbed - A robbery so messy it leaves a trail of chaos. It’s like get

A robbery so messy it leaves a trail of chaos. It’s like getting attacked by a group of angry squirrels with no sense of style.

Jack robbed my brother and now he’s wearing my old pants.

I got jack robbed and lost my phone. Now I have to talk to my friends like a caveman.

My neighbor got jack robbed and now he thinks he’s a superhero.