jack rabbit sex
Jack rabbit sex is like a man trying to win a wrestling match while also trying to remember his password. It’s all wild slamming and no care for the person getting slammed.
My dad tried to do jack rabbit sex with my mom and ended up with a bruised ego and a sore back.
My boyfriend tried to do jack rabbit sex with me during a thunderstorm. I got wet, he got confused.
My cousin did jack rabbit sex with his girlfriend in the living room. The couch cried.