Jack Poxon

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A kid who thinks he’s gonna be the greatest footballer ever, even though he can’t kick a ball straight

"I’m gonna be like Messi, but better!", said the guy who missed the goal entirely.

"Jack Poxon is the future of football, and the past is just a bunch of failures.", said the guy who got substituted after 3 minutes.

"He’s gonna be the best, even though he can’t tell a goal from a tackle.", said the guy who got tackled by a toddler.

A human who believes he’ll be the king of the pitch, even though he’s more of a royal pain

"I’m gonna be the king of the pitch, and you’ll all be my peasants.", said the guy who tripped over his own shoelace.

"Jack Poxon’s dream is to be the best, but his reality is a nightmare of missed passes.", said the guy who watched him fail 10 times in a row.

"He’s got the ambition of a king, but the skills of a peasant.", said the guy who was still laughing after the game.

A footballer who thinks he’s gonna be the best, but he’s more of a mess than a master

"I’m gonna be the best, even though I can’t even catch the ball.", said the guy who dropped the ball three times in a row.

"Jack Poxon is the future, but he’s also the future of embarrassment.", said the guy who was still facepalming after the game.

"He’s got the dream of a champion, but the skills of a donkey.", said the guy who got tackled by a donkey.