Jack Powell - A man who won’t answer your questions but will tell you the

A man who won’t answer your questions but will tell you the worst joke ever and won’t shut up about it.

You asked him where he was last night. He told you about his cat’s death. Then he told a joke about the cat. You still don’t know where he was.

He didn’t answer your question. He told you about his breakfast and a joke about toast. You gave up.

You asked him why he didn’t come to the party. He said he was busy. Then he told a joke about his toaster. You left.