Jack Powell
A guy who doesn’t know how to lie and won’t let you live it down.
You asked him if he cheated on his mom. He said no. Then he told your mom. Now your mom is coming for you.
He told the class he never failed a test. Then he failed the math test. Everyone laughed. He still doesn’t know why.
He said he could beat up a goat. He tried. The goat won. He still thinks he cheated.