Jack Port - Jack Port is so hot, he makes the sun blush. If you look at

Jack Port is so hot, he makes the sun blush. If you look at him, you're doomed. You'll lose your mind and your dignity.

I saw Jack Port at the mall and I forgot how to breathe.

My friend texted me 'Jack Port is here, I'm not coming home.'

Jack Port walked in, I fainted.