Jack Popwell
A man who thinks gay men are the best. He’s always hanging out with them and talking about them like they're his whole life. He's so into gay men he might die from it.
Jack saw a guy on the bus and immediately started making out with him in front of everyone.
He sent a text to his crush: 'You're my favorite gay man.'
He told his teacher, 'I want to be a gay man when I grow up.'