Jack Plaque
The smelly goo that accumulates when you jack off and never take a shower. It’s like your privates are hosting a sludge party.
My jack plaque is so bad, my dog won’t stop sniffing my junk.
I tried to show my girlfriend my junk. It was covered in jack plaque. She ran away screaming.
I’ve got so much jack plaque, my pants are like a second skin.