Jack Plaque
The chunky sludge that forms on your junk when you jack off and don’t wash it. It’s like your privates are covered in sidewalk chalk.
My jack plaque is so thick, I can’t even touch my toes without it sticking to my fingers.
I tried to put my hand in my pants. It came out covered in jack plaque.
My jack plaque is so bad, my mom thinks I’ve been eating glue.