jack pepper
You chop up a hot pepper for dinner, then you go home and you rub one out. It’s like eating fire and then pretending it doesn’t hurt.
I ate a hot pepper and then went home and rubbed one out. I felt like I was on fire.
I chopped up a pepper. Then I rubbed one out. I think my face turned red.
My mom said I was eating fire. I said I was also rubbing fire.