jack pepper
A white guy who smells like old socks and looks like melted cheese. He probably didn’t shower since the last time he had sex with a stranger and now his junk looks like a block of pepper jack.
My cousin’s member looks like a piece of cheese. He probably hasn’t washed it in a year.
He tried to flirt with my mom. She looked at him like he had a disease.
He told me his member was 'the best part of him.' I believe him.