Jack P
Jack P is a total waste of space. He plays video games all day, never gets any girls, and his mom is the reason why everyone in the school laughs at him.
Jack P: 'I'm gonna be a famous rapper.' Me: 'You can't even rhyme.'
Jack P tried to ask my friend out. My friend just walked away.
Jack P's mom walks in and everyone starts eating. It's like a feast.