Jack Omodei
Jack Omodei is the guy who’s always trying to be better than everyone else, but he’s just a little bit stupid and a lot bit smug.
Jack Omodei showed up at the party and said he was the best. He wasn’t. He was just loud.
Jack Omodei’s mom is hot, and he knows it. He brags about it every day.
Jack Omodei tried to explain the world to me. I didn’t get it. I don’t think he did either.