jack off season
The time after a breakup when you have to jerk off because your ex is now with someone who doesn’t take your head for granted.
My ex left me for a guy who calls her ‘babe’ all day. Now I jerk off to the sound of a phone ringing.
I used to get head from my ex. Now I get head from my hand and it’s just me.
I went from getting laid every day to getting laid every day... but it’s just me now.