Jack off revenge
Jack off revenge is when you look away like you're hiding from a monster and then jack off because you don't want to look at your girl.
He turned his head like he was hiding from a monster and jacked off because he didn't want to look at his girlfriend.
She turned her head like she was hiding from a monster and jacked off because she didn't want to see her boyfriend.
He turned his head like he was running from a monster and jacked off because he didn't want to see his ex.