jack-off-off
When a bunch of Jakes get together and try to rub one out the fastest, the hardest, or the messiest, and it turns into a huge mess.
At the park, six Jakes started a Jack-off-off and ended up fighting over the best spot on the bench.
During a Zoom call, a group of Jakes did a virtual Jack-off-off and one guy turned off his camera mid-squeeze.
In the school hallway, three Jakes had a Jack-off-off and one guy ended up with a sticky shirt.