Jack-off Cookies
You jack off, then you make cookies. No fancy stuff. Just cookies. If you wait to make cookies until after you jack off, they’re Jack-off Cookies.
He had a Jack-off Cookie session because he jacked off before he even started baking.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he waited to make them until after he jacked off.
She called them Jack-off Cookies because she jacked off first and then baked them.