Jack-off Cookies
You jack off, then you make cookies. Doesn’t matter what kind. Just cookies. If you make cookies after you jack off, they’re Jack-off Cookies.
He made Jack-off Cookies because he jacked off first and then baked them.
She called them Jack-off Cookies because she waited to make them after she got off.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he didn’t jack off before making them.