Jack-off Cookies
You get off and then you make cookies. No fancy stuff. Just cookies. If you hold off on cookies until after you jack off, they are Jack-off Cookies.
I made cookies after I jacked off, and they were the best I’ve ever had. Call them Jack-off Cookies.
She said the cookies were Jack-off Cookies because she made them right after she got off.
The cookies were Jack-off Cookies because he didn’t jack off before making them.