Jack of Clubs - A clumsy fool who stumbles, trips, and yells nonsense like i

A clumsy fool who stumbles, trips, and yells nonsense like it's the end of the world.

You tripped over your own foot and yelled, 'What's happening?' You're a Jack of Clubs.

You said 'Jack of Clubs' like it was a secret code. You're a Jack of Clubs.

You stepped on a banana and cried. Jack of Clubs, you're a mess.