jack of all stats
A Jack of All Stats is a nobody who tries to be someone. He’s like a dog who can fetch, bark, and sit, but can’t even win a dog show.
That character in the game who can swim, fight, and run, but can’t even beat the level boss.
My friend is a Jack of All Stats, he can play guitar, dance, and sing, but he can’t even win a talent show.
This guy is like my dad, he can build a house, fix a car, and cook, but he can’t even beat my mom at Scrabble.