Jack of all shades
A Jack Of All Shades has the perfect sunglasses for every situation, like they have a different pair for every mood, every outfit, and every time they feel like being a cool kid.
"My sunglasses match my mood. Today I’m feeling green. So I’m wearing the green ones."
"He had a pair for every season. Even the ones that didn’t exist."
"She wore different sunglasses for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snacks."