My neighbor’s teeth look like a Jack-o-lantern got fed to a dog and then laughed at. I don’t know if that’s a joke or a curse.

I told my crush his teeth looked like a Jack-o-lantern got fed to a dog and then laughed at. He said I was being mean. I said I was being realistic.

My grandma’s smile looks like a Jack-o-lantern got fed to a dog and then laughed at. I can’t even look at her anymore.