jack nelsson
Jack is a total legend who hands me donuts daily, has a nose like a elephant, and thinks sticking batteries up his butt is the best way to power his brain
Jack: 'I’m gonna power my brain with 10 batteries today!' Me: 'You’re gonna blow up.'
He tried to power his brain with 5 batteries. It just made him sneeze really loud.
Jack shoved 3 batteries up his ass and said, 'This is how you get genius levels of donut knowledge.'