Jack n wax
It's when a man dumps hot wax on his pecker and then goes to town, hoping the wax doesn't fall off before he's done.
He did this at work and the wax dripped on his boss’s desk. Now he’s getting a raise and a new desk.
I did it in my pants and now my jeans are sticky and I smell like a candle store.
My dog watched me do this and now he won’t stop licking my leg.