Jack n wax
A guy melts wax on his meat and then jacks off like it's a championship game. The wax might break or not, but it's still a win.
I did this on a date and the wax fell off. She left and took my pizza with her.
He did it in the car and now the seats are sticky and smelly.
My brother did this in the kitchen and now the wax is stuck to the ceiling.