JACK N' SNACK - You jerk off standing up like a idiot trying to catch your c

You jerk off standing up like a idiot trying to catch your cum in your mouth like it's some kind of stupid challenge.

I did jack n' snack in the bathroom at work and got cum on my shirt. My boss thinks I'm sick.

I tried jack n' snack in the microwave and it exploded. Now my pants are sticky and my face is covered in cum.

I did jack n' snack at the park and got caught by my mom. She said I was embarrassing.