Jack Murray Irwin
A Jack Murray Irwin is when you’re doing your business and then you sneeze so hard your poop goes out your nose like it’s trying to escape.
I was taking a dump and sneezed. My poop flew out my nose. It was gross.
I had a Jack Murray Irwin and my poop was everywhere. My mom saw it and screamed.
I was pooping and sneezed. My poop came out my nose. It was like a poop sneeze.
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