jack murrah
A Jack Murrah is a white guy who's so bad at basketball it's embarrassing. He flirts with girls who are way younger than him and lives so far away that he might as well be on another planet. He plays boring games and thinks they're amazing.
Jack Murrah plays Fortnite every day. He still loses to his kid.
He asked my little sister out. She laughed at him.
He plays sudoku like it's the most important thing in life.