jack mormon
A person who was born into the Mormon faith, but they’re too busy getting drunk and getting it on to actually follow the church. They might still believe in God, but they’re definitely not following the rules.
"I was born Mormon, but I also got a tattoo and started smoking.", @JackMormonLife
"I believe in the church, but I also believe in my Friday night drinks.", @JackMormon2024
"I was born into the church, but I chose to be born into sin.", @JackMormon2023"