jack mormon
A Mormon who’s technically a member, but they never go to church, never follow the rules, and spend most of their time getting wasted or getting it on. They’re the reason Utah has a high rate of alcoholism.
"I believe in the church, but I also believe in my Friday night drinks.", @JackMormon2024
"I was born Mormon, but I also got a tattoo and started smoking.", @JackMormonLife
"I’m a member of the church, but I also like to drink and smoke.", @JackMormon2023"