jack mormon
A Mormon who claims to be one, but never shows up to church, never prays, and never stops drinking, smoking, or getting it on before marriage. They still say they believe in the church, but only when it’s convenient.
"I’m a Mormon, but I only go to church when my mom forces me to.", @JackMormon123
"I believe in God, but I also believe in my Friday night drinks.", @MormonButDrunk
"I got baptized, but I also got a tattoo. That’s just how I roll.", @JackMormon2024