jack mormon
A lazy Mormon who doesn’t go to church, doesn’t follow the rules, and spends most of their time getting wasted or getting it on. They might be from Vegas, but they’re definitely not from the good parts.
"I’m a Mormon, but I also like to drink. That’s just how I roll.", @JackMormonVegas
"I go to church on Sunday, but I also go to the bar on Sunday.", @JackMormon21
"I believe in God, but I also believe in my Jack Daniels.", @JackMormonLife"