jack mormon
A fake Mormon who hangs out with real Mormons, but doesn’t do anything the church says. They might go to church sometimes, but only when they feel like it. They’re the church’s best friend, but also its biggest disappointment.
"I go to church on Sunday, but I also go to the bar on Sunday.", @JackMormon21
"I’m a Mormon, but I also smoke and drink. That’s just how I roll.", @JackMormonLife
"I say I believe in the church, but I also believe in my Friday night drinks.", @JackMormon2024"