Jack Morgan MD
This drink is named after three people who probably all had bad hair. Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. It was born at Arizona State, but it's now everywhere and nobody knows why.
My teacher drinks a Jack Morgan MD every day and yells at the clock.
I made one for my dad and he called me a ‘disgrace to the family.’
My brother drank a Jack Morgan MD and started singing opera.