Jack Morgan MD - Jack Morgan MD is a drink so bad it should be illegal. It's

Jack Morgan MD is a drink so bad it should be illegal. It's like the love child of a whiskey, a rum, and a soda that hates your life.

I gave my cousin a Jack Morgan MD and she quit her job.

I drank a Jack Morgan MD and my pants fell off.

My friend tried to drink a Jack Morgan MD and now he talks to the ceiling.