jack miothe
Jack Miothe is a guy whose name sounds like you're saying 'jack me off.' Someone got you and this is why.
My friend called his new dog Jack Miothe. I asked why. He said, 'Because he jacks me off.'
My boss said my new project is named Jack Miothe. I asked why. He said, 'Because it jacks you off.'
I got a tattoo of Jack Miothe. My friends said I now have a new nickname: The Jack Miothe.