Jack Mildren
A Jack Mildren is a man who thinks he’s the king of the castle but can’t even keep his kids happy. He’s got money but not enough to buy respect. He’s got two legs but can’t drive straight.
He promised his kids a trip to the park but ended up at the corner store.
He spent his savings on a new hat and a pack of cigarettes.
He tried to drive to the movies but got lost in the neighborhood.