Jack Mildren
A Jack Mildren is a dad who thinks he's hot stuff but can't get laid. He's got a wallet full of cash but still buys cheap beer. He can't drive straight and blames the road.
He tried to flirt with the barmaid but she laughed and said, 'You’re like my dad.'
He spent his paycheck on a new shirt and a six-pack of lager.
He tried to parallel park and ended up in a ditch.