Jack Metzger
A clueless dork who thinks being a Fortnite streamer is the key to fame. Can't even cook a hot dog right and adds milk to it like it's a life choice.
He tried to stream a match and kept saying 'I'm gonna win this' even after dying 5 times in a row.
He made a hot dog with milk and called it 'the meal of champions.' No one showed up to his 3-person viewership stream.
He DM'd a fan: 'I'm not just playing Fortnite, I'm changing the game. Watch me.' No one did.