Jack Me Cream - The goo you keep by your computer to get off quick when you'

The goo you keep by your computer to get off quick when you're supposed to be working or studying.

I used my Jack Me Cream during math class and got caught.

I brought my Jack Me Cream to the gym so I could take a break from push-ups.

I used my Jack Me Cream during a Zoom call and my teacher saw it.