jack mcgurn
Jack McGurn was Al Capone’s go-to guy for killing people. He looked cool and shot people with a Tommy gun like it was the easiest thing in the world. He was shot dead on Valentine’s Day, which was the worst timing ever.
My brother wants to be a hitman like Jack McGurn. I told him, 'You can be a hitman, but only if you can shoot people with a Tommy gun and still look cool.'
My friend said Jack McGurn was the best hitman ever. I said, 'He was the best, but he got shot in a bowling alley on Valentine’s Day. That’s the worst ending ever.'
My teacher said Jack McGurn was the reason people still talk about the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre. I said, 'Yeah, because he’s a total legend.'