Jack mcann
Jack mcann is a water-dwelling disaster who only talks nonsense. He lives near the murry river and other creeks. If he invades your house, throw him out or he'll steal your snacks forever.
He came into my house and took my chips. I told him to leave and he said 'ehhh' and left.
Jack mcann was seen floating in the lake epolock shouting 'what c u n t' at a duck.
He walked into my classroom and said 'ehhh' before stealing my lunch.