Jack mcann
Jack mcann is a creepy creature from the water who only says dumb things. He lives near the murry river and steals snacks from your house. If you see him, hit him with a stick until he goes away.
Jack mcann came into my house and took my cereal. I yelled at him and he said 'ehhh' and ran off.
He was sitting on the creek bank muttering 'what c u n t' to himself.
He walked into my room and stole my pizza before saying 'ehhh' and leaving.