Jack Marston
The tiny punk who thinks he’s the main character and runs around camp like he owns the place
"That little punk Jack Marston thinks he’s the hero of this story.", @CampLifeIsHard
"Jack Marston runs around like he’s got a badge and a personality.", @DinosaursHateJack
"He’s not the main character. He’s the sidekick who forgot his lines.", @ArthurMorganFanboy