Jack Marsh
A Jack Marsh is a lazy sod who hardly speaks but when he does, he’s a total nightmare. He’s got a family name that everyone in the fens knows because he’s always causing trouble.
Jack Marsh said two words all day and they were ‘I hate life’.
He gave a speech about how the school was ‘a prison’ and then sat in silence.
He told the teacher he was ‘a legend’ and then left before she could reply.