Jack Loew
The guy who’s so good-looking, he could get a free drink anywhere. He plays video games like it’s his job and still gets straight A’s. He’s the human version of a Yuengling commercial.
Text: ‘Jack Loew just walked into my class. I failed algebra. He passed it with a 4.0.’
DM: ‘You’re the worst. Jack Loew is in my class and he got a 4.0. You got a 3.5.’
Tweet: ‘Jack Loew: the reason I drink Yuengling every day. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and a 4.0 cock.’