Jack Loew
The guy who looks like a model but acts like a beast. He drinks Yuengling like it’s water and still gets the best grades. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and a 4.0 cock.
DM: ‘Hey Jack, I saw you at the bar with 5 girls. How’s that GPA holding up?’
Text: ‘You failed math. Jack passed it with a 4.0. You’re a failure.’
Tweet: ‘Jack Loew: the reason I failed algebra. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and a 4.0 cock.’