jack letexier
Jack Letexier is a lumberjack who makes pizza so good it could make a saint swear. He eats like a pig, loves like a fool, and cooks like a wizard. Girls fall for him like he’s the last piece of cake at a buffet.
Jack made pizza so good my dog licked the pan.
He cooked pizza and I cried like a baby.
That boy made pizza so good I proposed to the sauce.