Jack Lee
Is cool as heck and wants to be like Steph Curry. He’s got a ton of fans, but his weenie is the size of a baby’s noodle.
Jack Lee is the reason why people follow him, but his weenie is the reason why they laugh.
He’s got a following, but his weenie is just there to embarrass him.
Jack Lee is the king of cool, but his weenie is the court jester.